I go into Publix with duct tape.
You have to. It's the only way to get 3 or 4 full bags of ice taped to yourself. Totally underappreciated - but what can you do. When you're as hot as me, you have to do something to keep the frozen food department from defrosting when I walk by. No lie.
I'll tell you this though. When you walk into the dairy department and can boil eggs in their cartons, there's a little bit of ego building that goes into it.
You're damn right I said it. Right in the carton.
You know what? I bet you would.
it finally happened
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Somebody used the word "microaggressions" in casual conversation.
With a straight face.
In a totally non-ironic fashion.
I heard it.
I was there.
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1 year ago
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